Monday, November 13, 2006
Politickle
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we call you the People. The nanny, we consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we call him the Future! Now think about that and see if it makes sense. So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he go to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning the little boys says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored while the Future is in deep shit."

Ba-Dun-Dun..

*Yes, I misspelled the title on purpose. Duh.*


2 Comments:

Blogger Kim said...

thank you, thank you, i'll be here all night! remember to tip your waitress!

Blogger Attention Whore said...

I hate you and your freakishly lng toes.
Hee.

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