Brought to you by the letter 'P' and the number 'Oh My God, I've sunk to new depths here'.

My Partner would Proclaim that I have a Proclivity for Procrastination, to which I would Protest and Probably Pout. Possibly, I have a Plethora of Productivity issues as Pronounced by my Powerlessness to bring you something more Poignant than today's Post. Perchance a Penchant for Pithiness?

Now Please, nothing Personal, but Piss off; I've a Pile of Packing to Proceed with.