Monday, January 08, 2007
Drawing Blanks...
You know, this is my third attempt at a blog post that will be worth reading in 2007 and I am drawing a complete blank. I just don't have anything at all to say. (Me..the loud-mouth of the century. I know, its weird, isn't it?)

I'm not sure why, but just staring at this screen is enough to make me want to gnash my teeth, throw my hands up and stomp off. Perhaps it is residual post-move feelings of being unsettled..who knows. Perhaps it is just not something I have much interest in doing anymore, except that I really do..if I had something to say. Or perhaps it is because my life is fairly mundane and I figure that dragging you all through it with me four times a week has got to bore you guys as much as it sometimes bores me. What do ya say? Do I keep this up? Do I mix up the format somewhat and attempt to write other things as well? Maybe some lame-assed attempts at creative writing so you can point fingers and laugh at my inadequacies? Weekly recipes? Astute observations on things like religion and politics? (If anything is going to make someone gnash their teeth, that pretty much has to be it; right?) My ongoing attempts at getting into better physical condition, a workout journal (or lack thereof) and diet tips? Dirty pictures? (kidding on that one, sorry pervs!)

Man, I totally need to pull myself up by the bootstraps here, because this funk is turning into a veritable mire. One that has taken place as a result of my being offline during the great move of 2006 and getting out of the habit of updating. Bad, bad idea.

Thoughts?


25 Comments:

Blogger Katya said...

Ha ha ha... You could just scroll through the news and find something interesting to talk about. Like the fact that Paris got fired from her appearance gig, or that Lindsay can't spell adequate and doesn't actually know how to use the word.

You could just take lots of pictures of your pool and make us all hate you. Or, you could make up outlandish stories about your new pool boy. Everyone wants to hear about that!

Regardless, I like it when you post, so don't stop. Even if it means that I have to stare at your freezer contents and be very very jealous.

Blogger Attention Whore said...

hey - you could just turn this into a "I Love Dare" blog and worship me everyday.....
No????
Why not?
DO NOT EVEN CONTEMPLATE QUITTING.
I mean it.

I vote for dirty pics. You'll get a ton of traffic then. I find going shopping is the best blog medicine. Then you can write about the stupid shit you see.

Blogger Carrisa said...

we all get this way from time to time... don't let it get you down. keep on blogging woman!!!

Anonymous h said...

No quitting allowed!!! I would miss your blog WAY too much! I would be thrilled with any recipes you want to post. I LOVE new recipes! That gets my vote. As for anything else, I just like your writing style. :o)

Blogger Kimblahg said...

why don't ya just tell us a story.

Anonymous molly said...

i know...you can write about my exciting life. nothing could be more exciting than the life of an insurance agent no?

or how about trying to go to the chiropractor w/ 3 boys, hearing a thud and crying...and realizing that you just became one of THOSE mothers that can't keep control of their kids

Blogger Attention Whore said...

COME ON LADY...your life is NOT THAT BORING...start making shit up...HELLLLLOOOOOOO

Anonymous pbare said...

rite aboot yor famly, compard to the movie stars yoov met

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Anonymous molly said...

hey...suck it up and get going already!

write about us growing up and how you used to beat me up all the time. Like when I told you that I was going to tell on you for something...and when you found out I didn't tell on you, you beat me up for LYING!!!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dee, I see you deleted my comment. No criticism allowed in here I see. You know you were disgusting and you cannot handle that someone simply points it to you. You are a sorry fuck head.

Laura, Seattle

Anonymous Molly said...

Hey Laura,

You stupid cow...who gives you the right to speak to anyone like that...very brave to comment on blogs...unlikely that you would be anywhere near as brave in person. Very easy to hide behind the anonimity of emails & comments isn't it you coward?

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Molly, if you let me have your address -since you are anonymous to me as I am to you- I will surely pay you a visit and we will be able to discuss the concept of cowardice in great detail. Until then, you are a sorry fuck head too.

Regards,
Laura

Anonymous Molly said...

"Dear"Laura,

One thing that is disgusting is your obvious lack of class. You must think very highly of yourself, and I would be very willing to bet that no one else thinks highly of you. I would like to suggest that you get yourself a life.

"Regards"
Molly

P.S. If you are so brave, then post YOUR address on this comment section

Blogger Dee G. said...

Now now...Laura, I read your comment and you are entitled to your opinion, certainly. Criticize me at will, I do not care. Do I need to leave it there? No, unless I choose to, seeing as this is my blog. As I stated, your opinion is your own. What you have succeeded in doing, however, is starting the inaugural blog war and given me foddder for a future topic, yes? Having said that, you have stooped to a certain level yourself, with your veiled threats and use of profanity; have you not? Would you rather I leave it here for the sake of your own posterity (or the manner in which you have shown your posterior, as it were) or shall I save you the embarrasment and delete it?

Molly? You are just way too cute and sisterly. As they say in the movies: BRING IT! ;)

Blogger Dee G. said...

By the way, Laura, you are right...it WAS disgusting. And a reaction, to a response that made my blood boil. Perhaps when I have achieved your level of perfection I'll learn to better bite my tongue, yes?

Anonymous h said...

You GO Dee & Molly! Count me in your corner!

Blogger Katya said...

Dude! I go away for a couple of days and you have a flame war? No fair!

See? You have haters. This means that you can't stop blogging now! :)

Blogger Attention Whore said...

WTF???? HEY - WHO THE HELL IS MESSING WITH MY DEE...Seriously, what is going on???????

Anonymous n.v.r.agin said...

Laura, Seattle, I don't know if attacking her on her blog counts as not allowing critics. The critique belongs on the site where the statement originated.

I sorta agree, but it was the STATEMENT which was disgusting, not the PERSON. So, don't attack a person, critique what she said. Be fair and keep it on the right site. I wrote this on the correct greek tragedy site also.

Anonymous rsm said...

Criticism = Difference of opinion.

Psychopath = Someone who can't state their difference of opinion without abusing the term "fuck head".

Anonymous Mama Jen said...

(Said in sing-song fashion)
LU-NA-TIC!

I'm in, dis beyotch is goin' down! My address is there, where's yours??? Didn't your mother ever tell you if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all?

Blogger Snickrsnack Katie said...

Seriously, Dee, do I need to kick some ass? Cuz you know me, I will totally bring a bitch DOWN for fucking with my Dee. Just sayin'.

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