Spring has sprung,
The grass is ris'
I wonder where the birdies is....
It occurs to me today that I have truly become that suburban housewife that I used to lament, when an indication that all is right with the world is the twice (not once, but TWICE!) weekly, fully-automated garbage pick-up and bi-weekly recyclables (also fully-automated) pick-up. Oh the joy that is derived by the husband's wheeling out of the handy dandy, city supplied, neat and tidy garbage barrel.
Ah yes. Bliss I tell you, true bliss. Gone are the days of the underpaid and overworked laborers who toss the can every which way, oft times in the middle of the street and/or breaking the lid after emptying them into the back of the truck.
Gone. Like a bad storm having blown through my tidy little Stepford neighborhood.
In its stead, you see this:
All the same, all set on the curb according to the mandate dictated by the city I live in.
How sad is it that it is a source of pleasure for me?
I mean really.
And don't you even get me STARTED on the twinge of annoyance I feel every time I pass my front door from inside and am met with the glaring faux pas that is this:
Can you imagine? Look at the size of that mess of a spot that was left on my beloved driveway by someones vehicle! How can you see anything BUT that black offending spot of doom?
My world is truly off its axis.
In a perfect world, God would send down the cleansing rains to rid my driveway of this offense:
And this one:
Whatever will I do? What WILL the neighbors think??
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*Note to self: Get a freakin life.*
The grass is ris'
I wonder where the birdies is....
It occurs to me today that I have truly become that suburban housewife that I used to lament, when an indication that all is right with the world is the twice (not once, but TWICE!) weekly, fully-automated garbage pick-up and bi-weekly recyclables (also fully-automated) pick-up. Oh the joy that is derived by the husband's wheeling out of the handy dandy, city supplied, neat and tidy garbage barrel.
Ah yes. Bliss I tell you, true bliss. Gone are the days of the underpaid and overworked laborers who toss the can every which way, oft times in the middle of the street and/or breaking the lid after emptying them into the back of the truck.
Gone. Like a bad storm having blown through my tidy little Stepford neighborhood.
In its stead, you see this:
All the same, all set on the curb according to the mandate dictated by the city I live in.
How sad is it that it is a source of pleasure for me?
I mean really.
And don't you even get me STARTED on the twinge of annoyance I feel every time I pass my front door from inside and am met with the glaring faux pas that is this:
Can you imagine? Look at the size of that mess of a spot that was left on my beloved driveway by someones vehicle! How can you see anything BUT that black offending spot of doom?
My world is truly off its axis.
In a perfect world, God would send down the cleansing rains to rid my driveway of this offense:
And this one:
Whatever will I do? What WILL the neighbors think??
---------
*Note to self: Get a freakin life.*